Thursday, August 20, 2009

THE STAGES

You haven't changed a bit.
...Well actually, you have. Used to be nicer.

Damn! Well luckily I didn't take that the wrong way. I'm not sure what the right way is. But here are what I think are the three stages to getting to know me. And a lot of other people. Generalize, categorize, stereotype freely! Enjoy.

Stage 1: You think I am a golden boy with a pure heart. I'm the nicest, most polite guy you'll ever meet. You know me slightly well.

Stage 2: You think I'm a funny guy, but a jerk sometimes. You know me pretty well.

Stage 3: You think I'm a nice guy who'll do a lot for his friends. You know me too well.

No wonder it takes me ages to make friends. Anyway, I wonder if I am getting meaner.

Also, I am confused as to what I am supposed to be doing for Ms. Lehar. And confused as to how I ended up in a GIN membership for life. WHAT ARE YOUR STAGES!?

Thanks for your feedback.

P.S. Scratch one more buddy this Monday. =[


5 comments:

  1. i'll still be your friend :)
    and we shall keep in touch! :D :D :D

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  2. don't worry about getting meaner. i swear, it happens as we grow older anyway. embrace it! =)

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  3. stage 1: what a jerk!
    stage 2: damn what a jerk!
    stage 3: fuck what a jerk!
    stage 4: i hate this jerk!

    and so on. i wonder whose stages are these.
    dont feel too bad. some have it worse. hahaha.

    stage 4850934530485304985: hey, hes not so bad.

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  4. wow. what is the world coming to if you're getting mean and scrooge-like? You're still as nice as you were the day i met you, but i agree with mims: we all just get a little less golden-eyed with age. maybe we just have to take comfort in the fact that those who bother to know us best are the ones who matter most :)

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  5. Danial you bastard =P

    Mr. Amiir Scrooge sounds... tempting.

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